|Voiced by: UltraToons|
|Allies||Perfume, Steak, Yo-yo|
|Enemies||Cactus, Candle, Magnet|
Waffle is the nerdiest and the biggest contestant on Next Top Thingy. He is a target of mockery, by Cactus and he is often insulted, because of his weight. Waffle doesn't like walking long distances, since he isn't the fittest contestant on this team. He also have an allergy for orange food coloring. He likes video games, comics and anime.
In It's Just a Forest, he was first spotted, when he was looking for his comic book called "Fatman". Cactus then replies, that he is looking at "Fatman", which was Waffle. Later, along with Yo-yo, Seashell, Lollipop and Steak, he agreed that Perfume should be a team captain. When Waffle asked, if they have to walk, only to be threaten by Magnet.
In Are We There Yet?, he was looking for Peanut and with help of Steak, they've rescued him. In the secret footage, it was revealed, that he was bullied by Candle. She told him to get his fatness away from her and was blamed for farting even though it was Candle who farted. Later he fainted, since he was tired. At the elimination, Waffle made into the bottom 3. However, he was later revealed to be safe.
- Waffle's voice is similar to Cup from Object Universe and Button from Object Mayhem. They were all also voiced by UltraToons (the creator of Object Mayhem)